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MetzgerWrites
Scoop & Locker Co.
A brand-new storefront is on its way — exclusive drops, reader collectibles, and dark fantasy goods you won't find anywhere else.
The Process
How It Works
Every Scoop & Locker experience follows the same ritual. No previews. No hints. Just the pull.
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Choose Your Tier
Pick a scoop, bundle, or subscription that calls to you. Each tier draws from different locker zones.
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Complete Purchase
Secure checkout via Stripe, PayPal, or Cash App. Age verification required for 18+ tiers.
03
Watch the Draw
Your locker is pulled live on stream. The Shadow Spoon draws a token. The locker opens. That's the reveal.
04
Receive Your Hoard
Your mystery items ship directly to you. Sealed until they're in your hands — just as intended.
The Rules
Locker, Drawer & Vault Rules
General Zone (Lockers 1–30)
- One draw per locker per session
- Contents sealed until the token is pulled
- No substitutions or exchanges after reveal
- Locker resets between broadcast sessions
Premium Zone (Lockers 31–50)
- Author Vault (31–45): author-curated items only
- Archive Zone (46–50): collector-grade items
- Premium draws cannot be combined with economy tiers
- Contents vary as the literary catalog grows
Reserve Vault
- Pre-staged overflow inventory adjacent to the locker wall
- Available as standalone draws or in combo bundles
- Pulled live from the corresponding Reserve Vault zone container
- Reserve Vault contents are never disclosed in advance
Adult Zone (Lockers 51–60)
- 18+ age verification required at checkout
- Kept sealed and secured during all live broadcasts
- Shipped in discreet, unmarked packaging
- Fully broadcast-compliant under platform content guidelines
Important Disclosures
Mystery-Reveal Disclaimer
All Scoop & Locker purchases are mystery reveals. Contents are not disclosed before, during, or after staging. By purchasing, you acknowledge that you are buying a mystery experience and accept that specific items cannot be guaranteed, requested, or exchanged based on reveal outcome.
Value Disclaimer
Stated tier values represent the curated retail value of items within each locker zone. Actual perceived value varies by recipient. MetzgerWrites LLC makes no guarantee that any individual draw will meet or exceed the purchase price in resale or personal value.
Age-Restricted Content
Lockers 51–60 contain adult lifestyle and intimacy products. These tiers are strictly for verified adults aged 18 and older. By completing age verification at checkout, you confirm you are legally permitted to purchase adult content in your jurisdiction. MetzgerWrites LLC reserves the right to cancel and refund any order where age verification cannot be confirmed.
Product Safety
All items in the Scoop & Locker catalog are sourced from reputable suppliers and are intended for their labeled purpose. MetzgerWrites LLC is not liable for misuse of any item received. If you receive a damaged or defective item, contact support within 7 days of delivery.
Subscription Terms
Monthly Hoard subscriptions renew automatically on the same calendar day each month. You may cancel at any time from your account page. Cancellations take effect at the end of the current billing period. Boxes that have already shipped are non-refundable. See the Subscription Policy for full terms.
Live-Event Liability
Grand Avalanche and Grand Vault Takeover events are live-streamed experiences. MetzgerWrites LLC is not liable for technical interruptions, platform outages, or broadcast delays beyond our control. In the event of a broadcast failure, draws will be completed and recorded for delivery to purchasers.
Full legal terms: Scoop & Locker Disclaimer · Subscription Policy · Refund Policy
Recurring Subscription
The Monthly Hoard
$85.00/mo
Six mystery draws every month. Curated by Kira. Shipped the 15th. Contents never disclosed. Cancel anytime.
Learn MoreThe Tiers
Choose Your Scoop
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3-Scoop Starter Bundle
$38.00
3 Scoops
Three mystery reveals in one session. Draws span multiple locker categories for variety. Contents revealed live during the draw sequence. No advance disclosure.
Dark Duo Bundle
$55.00
2 Scoops
Two reveals with a twist — pairs a standard mystery reveal with a second draw of the purchaser's choice, including the option to add a Secret Pleasures Scoop draw from Lockers 51–60. Age verification required when the adult tier is selected. All contents sealed until unlock.
5-Scoop Mystery Bundle
$60.00
5 Scoops
Five mystery reveals in a single session. Draws span mixed locker categories. No advance disclosure of any kind.
The Shadow & Vault Combo
$75.00
2 Scoops (1 locker wall + 1 Reserve Vault)
One draw from the live locker wall and one draw from the Reserve Vault, pulled in sequence during the same session. Two reveals. Two mysteries. Both sealed until the moment of pull. No advance disclosure.
The Monthly Hoard Bundle
$85.00/mo
6 Scoops per month
A recurring monthly mystery experience. Each month the operator pre-stages a full multi-draw haul from across all locker zones and the Reserve Vault. Contents vary every month and are never disclosed in advance. Cancel any time through metzgerwrites.com.
The Reader's Circle Bundle
$89.00
2 Scoops (1 per person)
Two readers. One shared mystery event. Each person receives their own draw sequence pulled from General zone containers — separate tokens, separate reveals, one shared broadcast moment. No advance disclosure for either party.
Author's Circle 7-Scoop Bundle
$99.00
7 Scoops
Seven mystery draws pulled across the full locker grid. Maximum variety, multiple locker zones, zero advance disclosure.
Grand Avalanche 20-Scoop Bundle
$199.00
20 Scoops
Twenty mystery reveals executed as a single Grand Avalanche Draw event. Draws span the full locker grid across multiple categories. Maximum entertainment value, maximum community chat velocity. No advance content disclosure. Live-stream exclusive.
The Mega Vault Takeover
$799.00
120 Scoops
One hundred and twenty mystery reveals executed as a single live Grand Vault Takeover event. Fully pre-staged, broadcast-ready production deploying the entire locker grid and the full Reserve Vault in one session. Advance booking required minimum 72 hours before broadcast. 50% deposit required at booking. No advance content disclosure. Live-stream exclusive.
The Dark Romance Bundle
$45.00
4 Scoops
A curated multi-draw experience built for the dark romance reader. Draws pull from the General and Premium locker zones — the zones most aligned to the atmospheric, sensory, and literary side of the Metzgerwrites brand. All contents sealed until reveal. No advance disclosure.
The MC Brotherhood Bundle
$48.00
4 Scoops
Built for the motorcycle club fiction reader and the Metzgerwrites MC universe fan. Draws pull from the Author Vault zone (Lockers 31–45) and the General zone — the closest you can get to the literary world of Kira Metzger in a single purchase. Author Vault items evolve as the MC literary catalog grows. Contents sealed until reveal. No advance disclosure.
The Dark Fantasy Bundle
$45.00
4 Scoops
For the dark fantasy reader who wants to go deeper into the atmospheric side of the Metzgerwrites universe. Draws pull from the Premium and General zones. Contents fully sealed until reveal. No advance disclosure.
The Gift Vault Bundle
$52.00
3 Scoops
The Metzgerwrites mystery experience as a gift. Operator-curated and packaged for gifting — the recipient does not know what is inside. The gift IS the mystery. Shipped in a sealed presentation format with a Metzgerwrites branded gift note. No advance disclosure.
The Shadow Draw
$5.00
1 Scoop
The most stripped-down, lowest-barrier entry into the Metzgerwrites universe. One draw. One token. One reveal. The Shadow Spoon dips into The Crypt Crock, a token is drawn, and a locker from the General Zone (Lockers 1–30) opens. No previews. No content disclosure. Just the pull. Economy price — full mystery experience.
The Gateway Scoop
$8.00
1 Scoop
The most accessible entry point into the Metzgerwrites universe. A mystery reveal for those who want a taste of the experience without a large commitment. Contents are brand-aligned, curated, and revealed only upon locker draw. What's inside is yours to discover — and yours alone.
The Reserve Vault Draw
$12.00
1 Scoop
A direct draw from the Metzgerwrites Reserve Vault — the pre-staged, sealed overflow inventory adjacent to the locker wall during every live broadcast. Available as a standalone purchase for customers who want additional draws beyond the active locker grid. Draws are pulled live from the corresponding Reserve Vault zone container. All contents sealed until reveal. No advance disclosure.
Ink & Velvet Scoop (Mini)
$15.00
1 Scoop
Your first real step into the Metzgerwrites world. A carefully curated mystery reveal drawn from the locker grid — dark, atmospheric, and entirely unexpected. Contents are sealed until the moment of reveal. No previews. No hints. Just the draw.
The Storyteller's Scoop
$25.00
1 Scoop
A richer mystery experience for those who want more from the Metzgerwrites universe. Thoughtfully assembled and aligned to the brand's signature aesthetic. What's inside remains sealed until the key turns and the locker opens — and not a moment before.
The Secret Pleasures Scoop
$35.00
1 Scoop
This tier is designated strictly for verified adult customers aged 18 and older. Housed exclusively in Lockers 51–60 and kept sealed and secured during all live broadcasts, this tier contains premium adult lifestyle and intimacy products. Due to the nature of the contents, full age verification is required at checkout and confirmed prior to fulfillment. All items are shipped in discreet, unmarked packaging. Contents are not disclosed in advance. This tier is fully broadcast-compliant and operates under platform content guidelines at all times.
Adult content — 18+ only. Age verification required at purchase.
The Metzgerwrites Elite
$38.00
1 Scoop
This tier is the Author Vault — the most personal experience in the entire storefront. Every item inside Lockers 31–45 is directly tied to Kira Metzger as a published author: think author-branded merchandise, literary collectibles, and exclusive items that exist nowhere else in the grid. This is not just a mystery reveal — it is the Metzgerwrites literary universe in your hands. For readers, collectors, and fans of the brand who want a piece of the author's world, this is it. Contents are author-curated and change as the literary catalog grows.
The Dark Archive Box
$49.00
1 Scoop
For those who want to go deeper. Drawn from Lockers 46–50, this is a premium mystery haul for collectors and devoted fans of the brand. What's inside the Archive is yours to discover — revealed only when the locker is yours.
The Grand Hoard Pamper Box
$65.00
1 Scoop
The pinnacle of the Metzgerwrites mystery experience at the individual tier level. Drawn from Lockers 46–50, this is the highest-value single-scoop offering in the catalog. Contents are curated at the brand's highest standard and revealed exclusively upon unlock. No previews. No exceptions.
The 10-Scoop VIP Bundle
$120.00
10 Scoops
Ten mystery reveals. One event. The full Metzgerwrites experience in a single Avalanche Draw session. Contents span multiple locker categories and are revealed live during the draw. Maximum variety. Maximum surprise. No advance disclosure — the reveal is the reward.
How to Pay
Payment Options
When the store opens, we'll accept all major payment methods so you can shop your way.
Credit / Debit Card
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What to Expect
The Store Is Being Built
Exclusive Drops
Limited-run items tied to book releases and special events
Reader Collectibles
Bookmarks, prints, and keepsakes for the devoted fan
Dark Fantasy Goods
Apparel and accessories inspired by the worlds of Metzger Writes
Be the First to Know
The Scoop & Locker Co. storefront is launching soon. Drop your email and we'll notify you the moment doors open.